I sort of figured these protips out over the first 20 months of Evan's life, but it's good to have documented, and to share here.

I sort of figured these protips out over the first 20 months of Evan's life, but it's good to have documented, and to share here. - Growing up sucks. Jungle gyms are replaced by cubicles and healthy almonds replace gobs of Gushers. Or something like that.

- A man embedded a flounder spear in the skull of a thief who had made an unfortunate decision to break into the car he had been travelling in, a court heard yesterday. - New Zealand Herald